Okay men I've been told by many men that they give good head but when
an actual hook up occurs some of you don't have the slightest clue in
hell as to what it is you are doing. And just because you love giving
head doesn't mean you give it well so here are 5 small tips to help you out...
1.) There is more to it than the clit: The clit isn't the only part
of the vagina that loves attention during 69. The vagina isn't just for
your dick. So stop ignoring it. Put your finger(s) in it, use a
vibrator, a carrot (not my thing but I thought I'd throw it out there),
something, ANYTHING but play in it please. I mean for crying out loud
your face is covered in my juices so why are you afraid of getting
your hands dirty?
2.) You have options: Speaking of the clit, there are more sensations
we like other than you flicking it with the tip of your tounge. Suck
it, bite it (not too hard- I can not stress this enough) or again use
your hands and give it a little break so I don't orgasm in 30
seconds or less. Alternate and repeat. Do you like it when a woman just
bobs up and down on your dick with her mouth and nothing else or do you
like it when she sucks the whole thing, then just the tip, licks it,
grabs it and jacks you off while sucking it and plays with your balls?
We like a little variety too.
3.) Rug Burn = No fun: Shave your face or at the very least trim your
mustache. No woman on this entire planet thinks having rug burn on her
inner thighs is col. We do have to get up and go to work/school/shop
when you are done. We need to be able to walk without being in constant
pain. Not being able to walk because of the earth shattering orgasm one
thing and is totally different than being in pain because our thighs are
chaffing.
4.) My thighs are not there just to get in the way: You don't just
have to rush right in and start going at it like you're starving,
kissing my thighs can only go one of two ways-
a. it'll turn me
on even more or;
b. I'll laugh like crazy cause it tickles, either way
its fun so stop using them to prop yourself up. Rub them while you're
eating me out, grab them and pull my legs open but just stop
pretending like they aren't there. They are an erogenous zone.
5.) Its not going to break: There are some men who eat pussy like if
they get too close or too into it its going to break. You do this too
when having sex. If a lady likes it a bit harder during sex she
probably wouldn't mind you losing yourself and letting go when your
face is in between her legs. Bury your face in there, swim around, come
up for air and then dive back in. The vagina is attached. It will not
break, it will not come off, it will not need to go in and be
redetailed if you bang it up a bit with your mouth so stop treating it
like a new Sabb and rough it up a bit. Touch it and act like you love
doing it. If you say you love eating pussy then EAT IT don't just taste
test it.
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